one hundred things i love
[in no particular order] my guinea pigs boys with pretty eyes cuddling with kittens the color purple the smell of gasoline talking too loud ice cream cake walking into Victoria’s Secret, and then walking back out texting new car smell loud music sweet tea strawberry daiquiri sobe walking into jewelry stores sesame chicken chipotle burrito bowls; chicken, no beans, corn,...
Let's name all the Toms we know.
Ready? Go. Thomas, that Asian kid Thomas, that Asian kid’s non-Asian father Tom Hanks Tom Cruise My uncle Tommy Lee Tom Jones Tom Everett Scott Thomas Jefferson The guy I lost my virginity to Thomas Edison Creepy Tommy Tommy Jack’s little brother Tom Pishko, he went to school with Ashleigh’s mom and dad
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You came. You saw. You conquered my heart.: I... →
ashhllleeeiigh: Little Jake is on life support because he got hit by a car and Carly asked Jason (Jake’s biological father) if he could ask Elizabeth (Jake’s mother) and Lucky (Elizabeth’s ex-husband/ the man who basically raised Jake) if her daughter (Joselyn) could have Jake’s kidneys because she has cancer. Elizabeth just slapped Jason for even asking, mostly because he didn’t even raise...
They get turned on by being in power.
Fucking Carpal Tunnel.
If I had a penis I would do this all the time:
keronkisses: lmao..it’s fun.
I just don’t know anymore.
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger today. :)
I have decided that with all the money I get for my birthday, I am going to buy two chicks. I am going to name one Nugget and the other McChicken.
Happy Birthday to me <3
It’s like if a Great Dane and a Chihuahua reproduced. I’d so call it...