March 2011
33 posts
one hundred things i love
[in no particular order]
my guinea pigs
boys with pretty eyes
cuddling with kittens
the color purple
the smell of gasoline
talking too loud
ice cream cake
walking into Victoria’s Secret, and then walking back out
texting
new car smell
loud music
sweet tea
strawberry daiquiri sobe
walking into jewelry stores
sesame chicken
chipotle burrito bowls; chicken, no beans, corn,...
Let's name all the Toms we know.
Ready? Go.
Thomas, that Asian kid
Thomas, that Asian kid’s non-Asian father
Tom Hanks
Tom Cruise
My uncle
Tommy Lee
Tom Jones
Tom Everett Scott
Thomas Jefferson
The guy I lost my virginity to
Thomas Edison
Creepy Tommy
Tommy
Jack’s little brother
Tom Pishko, he went to school with Ashleigh’s mom and dad
Imagine no tumblr errors
You came. You saw. You conquered my heart.: I... →
ashhllleeeiigh:
Little Jake is on life support because he got hit by a car and Carly asked Jason (Jake’s biological father) if he could ask Elizabeth (Jake’s mother) and Lucky (Elizabeth’s ex-husband/ the man who basically raised Jake) if her daughter (Joselyn) could have Jake’s kidneys because she has cancer.
Elizabeth just slapped Jason for even asking, mostly because he didn’t even raise...
“They get turned on by being in power.”
Fucking Carpal Tunnel.
If I had a penis I would do this all the time:
keronkisses:
lmao..it’s fun.
I just don’t know anymore.
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger today.
:)
I have decided that with all the money I get for my birthday, I am going to buy two chicks. I am going to name one Nugget and the other McChicken.
“Happy Birthday to me <3”
“It’s like if a Great Dane and a Chihuahua reproduced. I’d so call it...”
